Chantal "Teezy" Simone

Chantal Simone in Rogue Angels

No One Cyaan Test . . . Chantal “Teezy” Simone

By Andrew Rudder for Rogue Magazine ~ andrew@roguemag.ca

Her full kissable lips, long curly-wavy brownish/black hair, smooth & shiny caramel chocolate skin, and voluptuous 36-29-42 dimensions are simply out of sight,
 

Her precious brownish, black diamond eyes are so dark and enchanting that they will lure you into the abyss of infinite aesthetic delight,
 

Her natural foxy features and even temperament shine bright as the morning and basks under the beauty of the celestial sunlight,
 

The climate of her sultry photos are hot and humid like the tropical weather of sunny isles,
 

She could be calm like the balmy leaves of coconut trees under cool Caribbean skies,
 

Or as fiery and sensuously sleek as a tigress with vehement passion in her eyes,
 

Haven’t you heard . . .
 

She is more beautifully iridescent than the Jamaican Doctor Bird,
 

She is the ‘Wood of Life’ for all of you men suffering from thick-chick deprivation syndrome,
 

How can a woman who is so ‘angelic’ elicit ‘impure’ thoughts in gentlemen who don’t get high from Cockspur rum?
 

Well that’s one puzzling conundrum!!!
 

All I know is that . . .
 

No one Cyaan test my girl Miss Teezy,
 

And that’s Fo Sheezy, My Neezy . . .

Chantal Simone in Rogue Angels

Rogue Angels Interview

By Andrew Rudder for Rogue Magazine ~ andrew@roguemag.ca

Congrats Teezy on being selected to be a featured model in the very popular Rogue Angels section of Pulp Magazine. On behalf of the Pulp Magazine family whom burn the midnight oil every night to bring our audience the very best of informative and entertaining content, we are all really happy to have you and are very excited to interview you! We hope that this interview and feature will be the first of many with us and other magazines during your promising modeling career. But before we get this interview started, I got a joke for you Teezy to break the ice .

A young woman from a large extended family in Jamaica approached her father and said, “Daddy . . . I met and fell in love with the man of my dreams!” The father took one look at the picture and quickly replied, “Sweety . . . you can’t