Carmella in the Rogue Angels Column of Rogue Magazine Role Playing By Andrew Rudder ~ andrew@roguemag.ca. © 2011 Rogue Enterprises, Inc.
She has the tantalizing allure of a titillating teacher and is well-versed like a perceptive, prepossessing professor,
Who can lure a red-blooded man away from the sanctity of marriage because her potent sex appeal is classy and so, so mature,
And place a hapless student like me into such an overwhelming state of euphoric rapture,
That my conception of time and my ability to perceive my own self-interest vanishes into thin air as quick as heated water turns to vapor,
“Chopping” down my sexual inhibitions with relative ease from the axe of her stunning sultry sensuality that she had me hollering out “timber”,
And her lovely lessons lay so heavy on me in class that my sweat gleamed moisture turned into the flood of a sultry summer,
I like to actively participate in class Miss Professor, I was never a voyeur,
So as a pleasurable gesture of my appreciation for a stimulating education in higher learning that your environment will surely foster,
I have my hand up everyday to “suck-up” to you in class to let you know I’m a good “kisser”,
So I be good enough to be nurtured like the teacher’s pet, but bad enough to stay after class in detention for my licentious thoughts and bad behavior,
I love your lascivious lessons so much Miss Professor that I want to fail your class on purpose and repeat the semester,
Over and Over,
Until you give me too high a grade for my fluent flavor,
And my overwhelming desire to give your aesthetic senses the highest degree of an immense and intense, poignant pleasure,
That they’ll have to report you to your chancellor,
Doctor, Doctor,
I have a fervently high hot fever,
My temperature is slowly rising like the sunrise in Japan’s azure skies to your profound aesthetic irresistible allure that I desperately want to saviour,
If these are symptoms of a rare love-sick syndrome, than Doctor Carmella I won’t persuade you to procure a cure,
So as I have my last meal, no vaccination shall deprive me of this pleasurable sensation and provide immunity against my intense inclination for your sweet flavored liqueur,






















