Ashlee Snow

Ashlee Snow in Rogue Angels

Princess Snow of the Great White North

By Andrew Rudder for Rogue Magazine ~ andrew@roguemag.ca

I canvassed the Great White North, stretching from the Maritime Provinces by the Atlantic Ocean in the East, through the Prairies to B.C. by the Pacific Ocean in the West,

I couldn’t find a more resplendently refined lady that is the very epitome of a plethora of poignant pulchritude as Ashlee Snow who is quite simply the best,

I searched the Great White North from Victoria to P.E.I. and as far North as the Artic Ocean, and couldn’t find another princess worthy of being crowned with laurels,

Like Ashlee Snow who possesses more majestic splendour than the Rocky Mountains and like the maple leaf will surely become one of the most prominent Canadian symbols,

She was one of Canada’s best kept sexy secrets that has finally been revealed,

She is as rugged as the Gaspe Peninsula, with potential as broad as the Laurentian Shield,

Like an estuary where the sea and river meet to supply fresh water, her Polish/Irish mix supplied the world with an angel of such beauty that’s too heavenly to be concealed,

She is as comfortable in high heels and a bright elegant red v-neck dress walking down the catwalk in a flash,

As she is playing pickup ball producing fifty foot bounce passes, no look behind the back dishes in the lane, and fall away shots like Steve Nash,

But unlike Steve when she could have the spotlight to herself, she will not . . . pass,

Because she works tirelessly on her modelling career ever day like sands through the hourglass,

The interrelation of her blissful beauteous hazel eyes, nose, beatific angelic smile, pouty lips, ears, sublimely sculpted jaw line and statuesque physique form an aesthetically pleasing whole that surpasses Venus’ summit,

If Ashlee was alive in Ancient Greek when Alexandros was sculpting the Aphrodite of Milos he would have used her pulchritudinous portrait,

Like the earth revolves around the sun the modelling industry will soon fall into her orbit,

Because one of the things that distinguishes her from the other models with alluring aesthetic dimensions,

Is not just her poignant pulchritude, but also her unfathomable breath of range in engaging poses and eye-filling facial expressions,

Like when Ashlee . . .

Turns around with her arms akimbo, gently turns her head and rests it on her impeccably rounded shoulder, accentuating her divine spine and revealing a “princess” tattoo,

You realize that this pretty princess’ talent is solid; something that you can’t see-through,

If she is not the living embodiment of those tattooed words then my name is not Andrew,

Or like when Ashlee . . .

Runs her hands through her robust long flowing brown hair,